Alright pleasure seekers.
Let’s talk dildos. Well. More specifically, the best dildos money can buy.
At Saints and Sinners, your pleasure is our mission, which is why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to round up our best-selling dildos chosen by our customers, to make your dildo shopping as easy (and as fun) as possible.
From the best realistic dildos to our knee-trembling fantasy dildos, and everything in between, check out the top dildos to add to your collection. Like, right now!
The best-rated dildos for every occasion
Dildos are the classic sex toy. We all know what they are, what they do, and how they can get us off. But, with so many incredible makes on the market, how can you choose which will hit your spot the way you want?
You’ve got your classic models, beginner dildos for those just getting started with sex play, realistic silicone dildos, ultra-realistic dildos that look and feel (even better) than the real thing, girth dildos for those who love to be stretched, lifelike dildos for lovers of the classic look, and even fantasy dildos!
Yep. The list goes on and on, and it can take a few different tries to find the perfect dildo for your needs. So, we’re here to help you out. It’s no secret that we have a HUGE collection of the most gratifying dildos in town, and we’ve rounded them up to bring you the Saints and Sinners best dildos – whatever your kink might be.
Let’s dive in.
The Saints and Sinners best-selling dildos top 10
Are you ready to talk dildos? We’re going to break down the best dildos in each category, including all the pros and cons, so you can choose the perfect dildo to send you to pleasure town.
Even though dildos come in all shapes and sizes (and we mean ALL shapes and sizes), sometimes, lifelike dildos can be just what the doctor ordered. An ultra realistic dildo not only looks like the real thing, but it gives the sensation of it too. And when it comes to the best realistic dildo, the Sliding Skin 7.8 inch Dual Layer Suction Cup Dildo with Balls has stolen our hearts!
This girthy beauty not only looks and feels real, but it’s also a great beginners dildo too. We love the sliding skin action, which gives it that ultra-realistic sensation. Not only that, but the dual density tech allows you to bend it to any shape and makes it feel like a real erect penis, giving you the feel of soft skin with a firm interior. Oh, and it has balls too. Gotta love that!
- Super realistic sensation
- Easily bendable allowing it to reach those hard to hit areas
- Lifelike TPE material makes it feel and look like the real thing
- Strong suction cup base makes it perfect for mounting and hands-free fun
- Real feel balls make a fun and sexy addition
- Super girthy to fill you up
- Waterproof so you can play in the bath or shower
- Beginners and dildo enthusiasts looking for moderate measurements, that may be a little larger than the real thing
- Deep internal stimulation that’ll leave you feeling euphoric
- Realism play
If you’re on the hunt for a beginner dildo that can show you the ropes, then the Me You Us Ultra Cock is sensational. This suction cup dildo is perfect for beginners as it’s not too long, and not too thick, so there’s no intimidation to give you stage fright.
This dildo looks realistic and comes complete with a bulging head and textured veins along the shaft. The dildo is made from a firm but realistic feeling (and body-safe PVC) which will give you a gorgeous stimulating experience to satisfy your needs. We love that you can use this vaginally or anally, with the option of using it with your hands or taking advantage of the suction cup to go wild!
- Perfect size for beginners
- Ultra realistic look and feel for an amazing sensation
- Can be used with hands or mounted
- Affordable price point
- Perfect to use in the bath, shower, bed, or any flat surface for mounting
- Compatible with a harness for strap-on play
- Beginners new to dildos
- Attaching to flat smooth surfaces with the suction cup
- Strap-on and pegging play
If you like them big, thick, and girthy, then it doesn’t get any better than The Muscle 10 Inch Dual Layered Dildo.
When it comes to girth dildos and extra large dildos, this meaty monster wins. This silicone dildo has been crafted to deliver ultimate satisfaction thanks to its 10 inch length and sizeable girth. He’ll stretch you out, fill you up, and get you off. The dual-layered design allows you to feel the realism of soft skin with a hard interior giving you earth-shattering sensations as the bulging head and heavily-veined shaft takes your breath away.
This suction cup bad boy can be bent and manipulated however you like, allowing it to caress all the right places, and you’ll love how the balls feel as you slide it in.
- King-sized to fill you up and push you to your limits
- Super realistic skin-like silicone shaft feels unreal
- Perfect for hands-free play or harness fun
- Safe to use in water
- Firm and super flexible
- Big toy lovers
- Intense penetration and stretching
- Anal or vaginal insertion
If you’re looking to spice things up with your partner, then the King Size 17 Inch Realistic Ultra Double Ended Dildo is what you need.
This long dildo will allow you and your partner to experience mind-blowing penetration together…or why not use the whole thing yourself for some double penetration fun? Thanks to its ultra-bendy shaft you can enjoy the whole thing yourself you lucky duck. The long length gives you enough dildo so you’ll both be totally satisfied and the bulging head and veiny, soft, yet firm shaft will give you that full, realistic feeling you’re craving.
- Double ended for partner play or double penetration
- A satisfying girth to fill you up
- Realistic looking and feeling PVC
- Bendable and flexible to hit all your hot spots
- Perfect for vaginal or anal penetration
- Couples play
- Solo double penetration
- Extra long dildo play
When you want to keep your hands free to take care of other kinky stuff, then this suction cup dildo is the one for you. It’s also a great beginners dildo for those starting to experience with suction cup styles, thanks to its ease of use, ample length and realistic girth.
We love the realistic features on this delectable dildo, such as the strokable head, textured veins and soft and supple shaft. The 7 inch length is ideal for reaching your pleasure zones as you secure it to a flat surface and ride your heart out. The flared base also makes it ideal for both vaginal and anal penetration and the powerful suction allows it to secure firmly to a wall, the bath, inside the shower, or just about anywhere else your horny heart desires. Stick it on, saddle up, and use your hands however you want.
- Ideal size for beginners and more experienced dildo lovers
- Powerful suction cup allows you to ride it as hard as you like
- Made from sturdy but soft body-safe PVC for an ultra-realistic sensation
- Can be used in water
- Great for anal and vaginal use
- Can be used in a harness for extra fun
- Afforable price point
- Hands-free and strap-on play
- Vaginal and anal penetration
- Beginners and dildo lovers
On the hunt for an ultra realistic dildo? When it comes to the best realistic dildo, the Nature Cock 10.5 Inch ticks all the right boxes.
This fleshy beauty looks even better than the real thing, so if a lifelike dildo is what you’re craving, this cock will make you drool. Pinch it, slap it, stroke it, our favourite realistic silicone dildo was made to satisfy. We love the lifelike dual-layered shaft that gives the perfect mix of softness with a rockhard interior. And can we talk about the realistic features for a minute? From the lickable head to the toned skin and the bulging veins to the textured skin, this dildo really has it all.
Combine these with the impressive length, girth, and contours, and you really can’t go wrong.
- Extra large and long for ultimate satisfaction
- Unbelievable detail will make you think this is the real thing
- Supple skin-like feel with a firm interior to make you climax hard
- Realistic balls to offer external stimulation
- Secure suction to allow it to stick to any flat surface
- Life-like curve to reach your hot spots
- Ultra realism lovers
- Large dildo lovers
- Deep penetration
- Flexibility, its long shaft can follow the contours of your body
- Strap-on sessions or hands-free use
Feel like adding temperature play into your sex games? Then you’ll love this stainless steel doubled ended dildo.
This steel beauty has been specially designed to be used two ways. One end is ideal for vaginal penetration and hitting the G-spot, while the other is perfectly shaped for anal play and caressing the prostate. The cool steel will make you gasp as the grooves stimulate every nerve as the extra large size will fill you up and stretch you deliciously out.
As it’s made from 100% medical-grade stainless steel, you can cool it down or warm it up and enjoy a range of temperatures to make you sizzle.
- Luxuious and smooth stainless steel finish
- Perfect for anal and vaginal penetration
- Very hygenic and easy to clean
- Double-ended fr a variety of sensations
- Designed to reach your most pleasurable zones
- Temperature play
- Couples and large toy enthusiasts
- People with sensitive skin, hypoallergenic
Let’s make things CRYSTAL clear. When you’re on the hunt for the best strap on dildo, this coloured clear dildo takes the biscuit. The Real Rock Crystal Clear 8 Inch Realistic Dildo With Balls is 8 inches of beautiful, clear stimulation. Made from premium, body-safe TPE material, this stimulating dildo will slide in and stimulate every nerve ending.
We love the lifelike textures, textured shaft and raised veins for enhances sensation, and as great as the strong suction cup is for mega solo play, this clear bad boy is even better when strapped into a harness. And even though it has an impressive length and girth, it’s also awesome for beginners. Sign us up! (Its available in clear purple & pink).
- Flexible shaft allows it to slide in and work with your contours
- A great beginners dildo
- Impressive length and girth to get you off just right
- Easily attaches to almost any harness with ease
- Realistic textures and features make it feel lifelike
- Waterproof and easy to clean
- Secure suction cup for solo fun
- Great price point
- Strap-on play and pegging
- Vaginal or anal pleasure
- Beginners and dildo lovers
Are you into fantasy role play? We’ve got you. The best fantasy dildo we’ve cum, sorry, come across (especially if you also love an extra large dildo) has to be this stunning Hentai Tentacle from Freaky Beasts.
Fantasy dildos are designed to look like – well – something from a fantasy. Think dragons, aliens, and incredible tentacles. And this gold and turquoise monster will make all your sexual fantasies come to life. It goes deep. Really deep. And its glorious curves and ridges will have you screaming with delight, as the tentacle gets bigger with every inch you slide in. We also love that every silicone dildo is individually crafted and made from the finest platinum silicone, making it feel out of this world!
- Stunning design that you’ll want to display (but maybe hide it in a drawer when visitors are around)
- Added stimulation from the tentacle suckers
- Made from premium, flexible silicone
- Amazing length with an impressive girth that gets bigger the deeper you go
- Tapered tip makes it easy to insert and targets your pleasure zones
- Follows the shape of your body for unreal stimulation
- Waterproof and easy to clean
- Fantasy toy lovers
- Big toy lovers
- Anal or vaginal stimulation
- Colourful sex toys
Size queens. This one is for you. Introducing our best extra large dildo – Prowler RED Ultra Realistic. This mega girth dildo is not for the faint of heart. With a whopping 12 inch length and a hefty 10 inch circumference, the Prowler RED will fill you all the way up.
Not only is it huge, but this realistic silicone dildo has amazing lifelike features including a bulging head, raised veins, and a slight curve to hit those spots just right. It’s soft, sturdy, and can be used for both anal and vaginal penetration. Secure it to a flat surface and ease yourself on for amazingly full sensations. Don’t forget to slather on your fave water-based lube.
- Harness compatible for extra penetrative fun
- Huge size for an incredible filling sensation
- Realistic features for added internal stimulation
- Suction cup base for fun in lots of different areas
- Waterproof and easy to clean
- Flexible for added pleasure
- Size Queens & Kings
- Anal or vaginal penetration
- Hands-free or strap-on play
- Stretching sensations
So, there you have it. Our top dildos for every kink and every occasion. The only question is, which one of our best rated dildos will you be trying next?