A white card with black and red text. The black text reads, "THIS CARD ENTITLES YOU TO," and the red text reads, "ANAL SEX." The card is standing upright against a plain white background. This Card Entitles You To Anal Sex Card by The Inappropriate Card Company.
A greeting card is shown with the text "Blank Inside" at the top. The cover features an illustration of two blue hands forming the "sex" gesture. At the bottom, text reads, The Inappropriate Card Company. For those important occasions when a normal card just isn't enough.
A white card with black and red text. The black text reads, "THIS CARD ENTITLES YOU TO," and the red text reads, "ANAL SEX." The card is standing upright against a plain white background. This Card Entitles You To Anal Sex Card by The Inappropriate Card Company.
A greeting card is shown with the text "Blank Inside" at the top. The cover features an illustration of two blue hands forming the "sex" gesture. At the bottom, text reads, The Inappropriate Card Company. For those important occasions when a normal card just isn't enough.

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This Card Entitles You To Anal Sex Card

Feast your eyes on “This Card Entitles You To Anal Sex” card by The Inappropriate Card Company! This card is here to add some extra spice to those exceptional occasions when a regular card simply won’t do.

Crafted from premium 300gsm matte card stock, this card not only looks fantastic but also feels amazing to the touch. And hey, we get it, everyone has their own unique sense of humor. That’s why the card is left blank inside, giving you the perfect opportunity to unleash your creativity and add a personal, cheeky message that will leave the recipient blushing.

To make your life even easier, each card includes a white self-stick envelope. No need to worry about hunting one down separately – we’ve got everything covered!

So, whether you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or just want to surprise that special someone in a truly memorable way, “This Card Entitles You To Anal Sex” is ready to bring the laughter and fun. Get ready to make them blush, laugh, or maybe even do a double-take – it’s time to bring some unexpected excitement to the occasion!

Dare to be bold and grab the card that’s so much more than just a card. Created by The Inappropriate Card Company, this is the ultimate choice when you want to kick things up a notch. Because sometimes, a regular card just won’t cut it.

Features:

  • Made by The Inappropriate Card Company for when a regular card just won’t cut it
  • Crafted on 300gsm matte card stock for a luxurious look and feel
  • Blank inside, so you can add your own cheeky and hilarious message
  • Includes a white self-stick envelope for easy and convenient giving

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Card Size: A5

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Colour: White

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